
Klovn (2005)
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Claire Ross-Brown as Claire
Episodes 30
The Fifth Anniversary
Frank forgot Mia and his fifth anniversary and instead planned to go to a monster truck rally with Casper. Unfortunately, Iben's grandmother fell critically ill, throwing a wrench into Frank and Casper's plans. Casper's friend John Zoffman have a severe back injury. Frank falls out of a photographer's wheelchair, and a small irreplaceable shrine from Iben's childhood pictures disappears. Everything is of course Frank's fault.
Read MoreThe New Danes
Jarl Friis Mikkelsen is working with Casper on a relaunch of the TV series "Matador" as a cartoon. Frank argues with the Pakistani Import/Export man in the next office because he plays ethnic music loudly, which could affect Casper and Jarl's project. Mia enlists Frank to collect for the Red Cross, but the joy of helping others will soon be replaced by irritation.
Read MoreThe Butler
Michael Glick becomes a father, and celebrates with a stag night. Frank hires a stripper and gets nicknamed Pat-man. Frank is upset that Mia never buys enough bacon when she goes shopping. In response, she makes Frank do the shopping. Frank borrows a fillet from his new neighbor. Carøe's child does not look like him, and Casper has a wheat allergy, which results in violent and erratic mood swings.
Read MoreDalai Lama
Casper and Frank are close to closing a contract with Low Power. When Palle goes on a date with Szhirley (Joker's ex-girlfriend) Frank allows him to borrow his beloved suit jacket; major consequences follow. When Mia gets a visit from an old friend, Frank finds it extremely difficult to deal with her past. It turns out that Palle know Mia's friend from the "good" old days.
Read MoreGodfather Of Drugs
Mia, Iben and Bodil take a weekend trip and Casper invites Michael Glick and Steen Jørgensen from Black Sun to a guys night. During heavy alcohol consumption, it is decided that Steen Jørgensen must obtain a few grams of "The Godfather of Drugs": heroin. Iben comes home unexpectedly early, and Frank has problems with a Greenlandic police officer.
Read MoreDon’t Lift the Dog
Frank meets, by chance, his childhood sweetheart in a dumpster in search of a gold watch. Casper is appalled that Frank once dated someone who fell so far. She invites Frank and Mia for dinner. They arrive with half a roast pork as a gift, and it develops into an embarrassing affair.
Read MoreFather’s Last Wish
Frank has his phimosis checked. He insists on being at Mia's next gynecological checkup. Frank's father comes to visit, and pressures Frank to help him with a peculiar job.
Read MoreSize 10
Casper's celebrity football team, which includes Lars Højer and Mads Mikkelsen, is plagued by cancellations leading up to an important promotion match. Frank begs for a place on the team, but has to get football boots himself. He loses a foothold on the shabby track and everything ends in a real confusion of tackles, needles, patent leather shoes and AIDS.
Read MoreSeasons
Mia and Frank come from vacation and discover that "Seasons" has delivered fruit boxes to the door, and now the fruit is rotten. Frank struggles with complaints, stench, anger and a dyslexic bid that has previously been convicted of violence. Frank is lethargic after the holidays, so he and Casper decide to take a parachute jump with Lasse Spang Olsen as instructor. Casper wants to jump solo, Frank leans towards the less dangerous tandem jump with the instructor, who today has a bare upper body.
Read MoreGoodbye Again Mom
Frank is busy, because before he goes to Casper's men's lunch with Jan Gintberg, Lasse Rimmer, Lars Hjortshøj and Mikael Wulff, he must have moved his mother's urn to another place in the cemetery due to moisture. And he has promised Casper to bring both chicken salad and stripper for lunch. Frank insults the engraver, which has consequences for his mother's ashes.
Read MoreCasa Tua
Mia forces Frank to get his sperm count checked. Complications including a children's DVD, a porn movie and a furious Iben ensues. Casper finds a pregnancy test in the kitchen - disbanding the idea, that Frank could have placed it there, he moves on to find the guilty part...
Read MoreBye Bye Bodil
Bodil has suffered major brain damage due to a giant olive. Though Frank has a hard time being around people with severe brain injuries, he helps Pivert transfering Bodil to a treatment facility. Casper explains that oral sex and being able to recite the alphabet has nothing to do with each other and declares that he once have had sex with a mentally retarded (sic!).
Read MoreThe Don Ø Affair
Frank and Casper goes to pick up tickets for Speedway at "Parken". Don Ø (Flemming Østergaard) is baking cookies with his grand daughter. As Frank refuses to eat anything prepared by children, he refuses the offered cookie. Meanwhile, Frank pursues a female badminton-player, Nina.
Read MoreThor’s Eye
Frank and Casper feel reduced to being beasts of burden for Mia and Iben. In an attempt to rectify the situation, Frank decides he needs a Harley - just like the one Casper has. However, before the acquisition is finalized, Frank needs to pass the test The Eye of Thor.
Read MoreThe Royal Court Jester
Tragic consequences at the restaurant "Spiseriet" follows Franks displacement of his treasured Mont Blanc pen. Mia receives a representative from the Royal Court and Frank gets into trouble with his razor, Mia's private parts and a barber's itch.
Read MoreIt's a Jungle Down There
Iben and Mia are taking a masturbation class for women with Pernille Højmark. Casper and Frank give the impression that they support the idea but end up too close to the event. And finally, Carøe sends his porn magazine with hairy women to Frank, but it ends up at Miss Moss.
Read MoreThe Ambassador
Frank and Mia need a new sports car, and does Tim Christensen now have something to do with it? Lars Hjortshøj, who has just been appointed H.C. Andersen ambassador, gets in trouble with his Au-pair girl. Frank buys panties, Iben gets a muzzle on, and everything ends differently than anyone had dreamed of.
Read MoreCarøe's Christening
Unfortunately, Frank's penis gets a central place at Carøe's christening. Iben carries the baby, Mia is horrified, and Carøe's wife Susan wants nothing to do with Frank's christening cake. But in any case, Frank believes that the name Niko will give the child problems later, and Mia's song now takes on a completely different meaning.
Read MoreThe Irma Girl
Frank and Mia are visited by Stig Rossen and his beautiful and challenging girlfriend, Lotte, who is dating Frank. However, Frank is not quite so willing as he and Mia are planning a child, which has meant abstinence for Frank for a long time. Suddenly, however, Frank gets a sore back, and must be treated - by Lotte, but during the treatment he gets ejaculated, also smokes all he and Mia's planning on the floor. Casper also has problems. He has sued an Irma girl, whom he has imagined to be single. However, Frank will reveal that Casper is not single, Casper is also afraid that she will go to the press - However, he gets into bigger trouble when Iben hears about his little flirtation.
Read MoreFrank’s Cool Holiday
Casper, Frank, Iben and Mia are going on vacation. Due to a fight, the girls drive to the summer cottage alone. On the way, Frank and Casper picks up a couple of young hitchhiking girls. Being stung in the groin by a lion's mane jellyfish, Frank is unable to take advantage of Mia's ovulation.
Read MoreThe Rosé Curse
Casper has left Iben and moved to a hotel. And Mia has finally gotten pregnant. Frank makes decisions that cast doubt on whether he is for women or men, while a bag of pork belly brings him on edge with an accountant, a Muslim and a taxman. And are there explanations that are good enough to defend that Frank is running around in underwear in public places?
Read MoreLondon Cashmere
Frank is offered membership in Casper's beer club, a men's club where the reality of life is discussed. An argument with one of the beer club's old members, Jarl Friis Mikkelsen, about a wool sweater, unfortunately endangers the recording. Mia and Frank end up in a grief therapy group, and Frank gets into trouble with a cat, Susan, and his feces.
Read MorePepino & Pepito
Carøe has provided golf trousers for all members of the beer club, and suddenly complications arise with Ib Michael's trousers, white powder and a puppy. At the same time, Casper and Frank have to act like clowns for a child's birthday, where Casper has a hard time controlling his urges, which means Frank gets upset about his dish.
Read MoreDarling Nina
Casper and Frank are on the runway and shooting practice. Here they meet Sofie Lassen Kahlke, whom Casper offers a lift. Frank ends up going home and having problems with Mein Kampf and Eddie Skoller's cleaning wife. Casper and Frank are meeting with Flemming Enevold to put Far from Las Vegas up as a musical, and suddenly Casper wants Sofie to play with ?? !!
Read More100 Days in Forum
Frank fears for his health. He is sore in the back and has difficulty sitting still for long periods of time. A worried Mia thinks the seagull should be checked. Klaus Riskær decides to sponsor the staging of Far from Las Vegas as a musical. But his conditions are painful. Soon, Frank is on edge with the entire "Far from Las Vegas" team and Martin Brygmann.
Read MoreBiggie Blackie
Casper and Frank have entered the galloping industry and have invested in a racehorse named Biggie-Blackie. Unfortunately, they get off on the wrong foot with the size of the jockey, parking attendants, and black bank advisers. And Mia reveals erotic secrets from her past.
Read MoreLong Live Democracy
A parliamentary election is on the doorstep, and Frank is loyally helping his father-in-law in his election campaign for CD. That puts Frank on edge with the Unity List. The beer club has entered into a collaboration with Carlsberg on the production of a new beer. The purchase of a pair of oversized shoes unfortunately gives Frank trouble getting through an important meeting with Carlsberg's board. Moreover, Claire's neo-religiousness reaches new painful heights. Frank's only bright spot is a lovely champagne saber.
Read MoreThe Kennedy of Gays
Klaus Bondam has to help turn Frank's street into a quiet road, suddenly the police get mixed up in it, and Frank's stubbornness once again makes the whole thing move towards a disaster. For personal reasons, Mia gives Frank new gloves and Casper, who has had sex with almost all nationalities, tries to get China on his world map, and then Frank's sealskin gloves and high level of hygiene come into the picture.
Read MoreAn Accountant Smurf CD
Frank and Mia are burning hot at the same cottage as Carøe and Susan, which puts the couple's friendship to the test. Frank and Casper shop erotic toys in Butik Paradis and become involved in a case involving a smurf CD, the police and a driving license in a thin thread. All of this unfortunately happens with Frank's in-laws as witnesses.
Read MoreMerry Christmas, Frank
Frank goes to the bank with Mia's revenue from the tea business, but things go wrong and he ends up without his cell phone. However, he managed to send a declaration of love to Mia before - unfortunately to the wrong phone number. Christmas Eve, children in Santa clothes, a furious Iben, Swedish sour current, a bank robbery and lame, brain-dead Bodil with a Santa beard will be part of Christmas, which after all is the feast of hearts.
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