Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present...

In order to get the cast to clean the set, Ross makes the cleaning part of the sketches.

E.T. Phones Home and Gets a $1,000,000 Phone Bill will not be seen at this time so that we may present...

An alien ship is approaching Earth and causes the show's transmission satellites to malfunction. The Aliens have come in search of Green Slime.

Jane Fonda Overworked will not be seen at this time so that we may present...

Kevin is having trouble writing this episode as it is being filmed. In the sketches, the cast makes fun of exercise programs. Ted, as the Fitness Genie, makes Rekha's fitness program impossible.

Mr. Clean Falls Into a Tar Pit will not be seen at this time so that we may present...

Ross makes the cast wear sailor suits to prepare for a visit from the Senate's Committee to Clean Television. In the end, the inspector only wants to be sure the camera lenses are clean.

Michael Jackson Gets Old and Wrinkled will not be seen at this time so that we may present...

Ross drags Vanessa back onto the show 3 years after she left because she still has an episode under her contract (because the Adoption episode was banned). Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about being fired because of his upcoming birthday and fear that he has reached ""the age"".