Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

When Dan is forced to get a temp job to pay his rent, his aggressive behavior helps him climb the corporate ladder.

Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.

Dan plans to pull the ultimate prank on his high school reunion out of revenge for not inviting him.

Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.