Mordecai and Rigby find a plate that they think would look good with cake, but when they don't have enough money for any, they use Skips' upcoming birthday as an excuse to throw a party and to eat the chocolate cake at the snack bar.

Mordecai and Rigby have to look for hot dogs in the meat locker when they burn the ones that Benson bought, but Rigby's incompetence ends up getting them locked in.

When Mordecai and Rigby eat Benson's grilled cheese sandwich, Benson makes them buy another one. Unaware that it was Benson's sandwich because of Rigby's lie, Mordecai makes a bet to see who can lie the most without getting caught.

Mordecai buys a special cologne to get the attention of Margaret, but it ends up attracting partying unicorns instead.

Rigby gets jealous of his brother, Don, when he visits the park to stop an audit and is forced to deal with him until he leaves.

When Mordecai and Rigby are told that all the snacks in the snack bar are free for employees, they go on a junk-food spree. But, the next day, when Mordecai cops-out, Rigby continues to eat junk-food, and his body, literally, leaves him.