
Dear Julian (2015)
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John Paul Tremblay as Julian
Episodes 36
Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla
Got a fucking problem? Tell Dear Julian! In Episode 1 he gives advice on government fines, investing for a brighter retirement, and what's more important – your buddies or your wife.
Read MoreBanging and Pokey
Accidentally made your best friend's sister pregnant and don't know what the fuck to do? Tell Dear Julian...
Read MorePotatoes in a Bucket
Julian has advice for a lonely Swedish stoner, a wannabe muscleman, and a realtor trying to make it in the trailer park world!
Read MorePlaying the Stripper Game
Julian gives advice on how to get banged, how not to get banged, and how to deal with someone you don't want to bang!
Read MoreAvoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit
Can't get motivated to work out? Solve your problem with one very fucking weird trick! Julian also gives advice on controlling your dope habit, and why you should keep your lust in check on a first date.
Read MorePiss in the Milk
Julian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as Fuck" technique can boost your self-esteem!
Read MoreWe'll Take Care of It... For $500
Wanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the answer!
Read MoreAwesome Greasy
Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.
Read MoreCash Will Make You Happy
Julian gives some good fuckin' advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop should get greasy!
Read MoreStop Your Fucking Whining
Julian tackles shitty kitties, asshole bosses, quitting the smokes... and some really fucking STUPID questions!
Read MorePace Yourself, Bud
Has The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shitfaced!
Read MoreGo with the Hash
Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties!
Read MoreHow Not to Be a Fucking Loser
Julian gives advice on overcoming writer's block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have fun when you can't be fucking bothered!
Read MoreWhen Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock
Should I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more!
Read MoreFuck the Government
Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!
Read MoreDick Genes
Julian blasts through this week's pile of problems, including shitty tenants, shitty landlords, shitty neighbours, and shitty business ideas!
Read MoreToughen the Fuck Up
Julian gives advice on whether to blackmail a greasy neighbour cheating on his wife, and what to do if you don't like to party but wanna make friends!
Read MoreGet the Fuck Outta Bed
To drink or not to drink? That is the fucking question! Also: I can't decide between a good job and smoking weed! I have ADD and can't get out of bed! I keep crying in the shower!
Read MoreFill Up That Gut
How to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how not to get a job at SwearNet!
Read MoreGet Banged, Get Drunk, Get High
Julian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking assholes, and the best way to become a professional wrestler.
Read MoreMove to Sunnyvale
It seems a lot of problems could be solved by doing a bit less bitching and a bit more banging. Julian has advice for the recently divorced, the infertile, and the cowardly. Plus: how Americans should deal with their fucked election.
Read MoreAdvice from Two Hungover Dicks
Ricky joins Dear Julian as the Boys answer viewer questions and do their best to shake off a MEAN fucking hangover. Get advice on salvia, dealing with dicks, and what to do if you ever meet Lahey and Randy.
Read MoreHow to Not Piss Yourself
The rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your boss, what to do about shitty ex’s and shitty cousins, and most importantly - how to not piss yourself.
Read MoreFinding the Proper Liquor Level
Having a hard time being a businessman because you love your day-drinking too much? Have no tolerance for bullshit? Not sure how to ask out women? This episode of Dear Julian is for you!
Read MoreBanging Away a Broken Heart
Julian is drinkin’ and answerin’ again. The Dirty Dancer gives advice on hunting while drinking, dealing with a friend who turns into a dickhead with booze, and how to get over a breakup.
Read MoreMerry Fucking Christmas
The holiday season stresses everyone the fuck out. Luckily, Julian has a drink and some good advice. Learn how to handle shitty malls, what to do if your family is leaving you for the holidays, and whether you should buy booze or Trailer Park Boys merchandise.
Read MoreFuck It, It's Christmas
Julian is back with part two of his Dear Julian holiday questions, and he has advice on dealing with drunken uncles, drunk ass fathers, and drunk teenagers. Plus: is it a good idea to steal Christmas trees?
Read MoreDon’t Be Bettin’ on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights
Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!
Read MoreDoes Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?
Bubbles and Ricky are back, getting their fingerprints all over Julian’s new table. The Boys answer questions about whether or not 2017 will suck hard, how many kilometres are on the Shitmobile, as well as an extremely intimate question about Bubbles’ love life!
Read MoreHow in the Fuck Do You Make Swish?
Julian and special guest Bubbles answer your questions about the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off Employment Insurance, Randy as a child, and the most fucked up things they’ve ever seen Ricky do.
Read MoreHalf-Naked Most of the Time
Bubbles is back as a special guest, and he’s really earning his pay (a bag of chips). They answer questions about shitty landlords, animals on weed, the reasons behind Julian’s love of black shirts, and much more!
Read MoreBe Fuckin’ Supportive
Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.
Read MoreAvoiding Whisky Dick
Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!
Read MoreIt's for the Liquor
Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?
Read MoreFuckin’ Modern Technology
Julian passes on some Ricky advice for throwing the cops off the dope scent. He also talks about technology’s impact on his business initiatives, keeping rum from spilling while driving, and what retirement looks like to him.
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