Neck, Alice and Francis are private tutors, bored with their jobs, who meet in the café where drop-out Keith works. Neck spends most of her time trying to cheer up miserable father Paul, whilst Francis is desperate for a girlfriend and over-joyed to meet the lovely Sabina - until he discovers that she only gets turned on if he dresses in a nappy. Alice meets two old school-mates who have done better than her so she passes off her employers' posh house in Kensington as her own and throws a party whilst they are away. This does not end well for any of them.