Ross' ultimatum to Neal backfires; Brad gives Muscles tips for tops; Nelson Van Eddy returns to torment the boys; Nathan spends a secret afternoon with Damian.

The boys meet Bobby at dinner at Ross's house; Brad loses his heart to porn star Rod Rodriguez; Nathan confesses his secret; a misunderstanding between Ross and Neal leads to a bitter argument.

Neal's latest absence pushes Ross over the edge; Brad has a rude awakening about his porn-star crush; after a heart-to-heart with Muscles, Nathan breaks it off with Damian – but learns Damian has other ideas.

The mood is anything but festive as the gang gathers for the wedding of one of their own to notorious former circuit boy Dirk Evans.

Lydia sings at Dirk & Nelson's wedding reception, while Nathan meets photographer Christoph, Muscles makes a declaration to Bobby, Ross is overwhelmed by the romance, and Brad shares bodily fluids with one of the grooms.