The Constables have to think quickly when they accidently divorce a sparring couple. Meanwhile across town, randy seniors are letting it all hang out.

Constables Cooper and Edgar have to apologize to a crook for shooting him with a tazer. Constables Tait and Kimizu are asked to arrest an entire neighborhood.

Contable Mike Edgar is re-assigned a new partner, unfortunatley his new partner is a dog - and an old, farty one. He begs the Sergeant for a real partner, and finally gets his wish.