Martin Clunes joins Harry Enfield in the new Hollywood blockbuster Terminator 3. There's a television appeal for the Scousers after they carry out a bank job, Alf Git has an out-of-body experience, and Mr Cholmondley-Warner gives lessons in methods of self-defence.

Frank and Angie have a surprise for the Herberts, and Kevin washes the car.

We start with a mini-film 'Il Postino Pat', then Big Bob is left holding the baby, while Frank Doberman discusses Jim Davidson.