The men try to change Carter's mind when he decides to leave the Marine Corps.

After a straight-laced lady Marine officer reports him for not saluting her, Gomer attempts to help transform her into an attractive woman.

Gomer sneaks a baby onto the base when he babysits for a friend—just as the colonel is due on an inspection tour.

Hacker plans to get even when Carter sells his car to Gomer instead of to him.