Johnny and Carl get lost in the woods and Johnny falls in love with a native woman from there. Johnny would lie to stay but Carl rescues him.

Fearing that his favourite beef jerky will go down with the dollar 3 store, Mr Bravo runs a telethon to raise up to 10,000 dollars to keep it in buisness!

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

Johnny orders an Ab machine, but his musceles form the shape of Mount Rushmore making him a tourist attraction.

Johnny joins an Amish community and everybody thinks he's a relative from very far.

Johnny is mistook for a karate expert and agrees to help a ""South of the border"" town defeat an evil bandit.