Bikini Space Planet Johnny is picked up by two aliens that he calls ""shiny mamas"" and taken back to their planet. Before they can start dating Johnny they need to give him a few painful tests. After the tests, they claim he is a perfect male specimen and crown him their king. After requesting the cable be fixed they see Braveheart and Mel Gibson and forget all about Johnny.

Johnny runs out of Mr. Kevin's Triple Strength Hair Cement and finds out that they factory shut down and so there is none anywhere. He buys a bunch of other gels trying to find another one that will

To Helga And Back Our hero has sent away for a perfect woman but accidentally picks a Swedish woman named Helga, Johnny doesn't want her around so he takes her to a wrestling event to try and ruin their relationship, will it work?

Johnny is mistakenly launched into space with a chimp

Johnny wins a free trip for two to Jerky Town and takes Pops. Johnny was going to be named successor of Jerky Town and Pops found out the secret ingredient in the jerky.

Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty girl who spends her time running from him.

Johnny is mistook for a karate expert and agrees to help a ""South of the border"" town defeat an evil bandit.

Johnny tries to end the feud between his Mama and the new next door Mama so he can have a date with the tuba playing daughter.

When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is giving the duty of mayor. This is one of the funniest episodes so do'nt miss it.

When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops' hot chilli, he uses Carl's fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This made him revert back to a baby until 4:00pm, but her mother didn't care as she liked the idea of her baby boy being little again.

Johnny and Mrs.Bravo go to Canada and Johnny tries to get a mountie girl and ends up catching Slimy Pierre, a criminal.

Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice in the style of sword in the stone and becomes a viking god with all sorts of power. He is told by the gods that he must fight an ice giant.

Suzy's Funky Monkey song is a hit with the neighbours and Pops decides to make her, Carl and Mama stars! But Johnny wants to be the lead singer so Pops cuts the microphone cord to make things safe!

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams...in his dreams, at Carl's sleep clinic and as his dreams become nightmares he endures them to meet up again with his dream girl.

Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches! Now Johnny must keep his new pet, named Mr. Wuggles, from reaking havoc in Aron City!

While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fish.

The Harold And The Fuzzy Bunny Book has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr Blowhart and Suzy must make him change his mind!

Johnny becomes a lumberjack.

Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

Johnny's childhood nemisis, Stinky, moves back to town and she is now very pretty and actually interested in him but he is unable to see that just the memories of all the practicle jokes she played on him.