Raj and Mir set out to find half-dead Hamza in the Forgotten Bottom, but they are idiots and nepo babies. Meanwhile, Lucky fights chauvinist Ahmad for Dark DarCo's throne, and Agent Mercer struggles to crack the FBI’s boys' club.

As Lucky, Mir, and Ahmad work to revive a smuggling operation, Ahmad's racism surfaces and Drexel’s business program gets a bad rap. Raj learns professionalism from the "Murderwalla," while Agent Mercer picks up an unexpected ally.

A Philly gangster gives the crew 24 hours to unload coke and pay his vig—but demands a hostage. Lucky screams disturbing things at Raj after he scares off the cocaine mixer, while Bushra holds Mir’s nuts to the fire.

Mercer and Simpson close in on the sticky, chewy, nutty center of the Dar crime ring. Raj rides a scooter. Mir channels his inner tech bro. Lucky pulls a fast one. Ahmad finally gets to pull down the pull-down gate outside the ABC Deli.

On the first day of Mir and Bushra's pyari pyari shaadi, the Peruvians want their money—and it's threatening Mir's ability to be a fab dullah. Raj is acting super weird, the boys might tiff (no tiffin), and a mystery finally unravels.