Prince Williams devious machinations continue, while Barry Norman takes time out to interview Dustin Hoffman in his starring role as The Lettuce. The Cabinet struggle to find a response to the latest piece of news when they find all the best answers have already been used.

Prince Charles receives a vegetable related epiphany when his food embroils him in a heated dialogue.

Horse racing jockey Lester Pigott's horse tries to convince him that he really ought to be retired and put out to the stud farm.