Doc fights chemistry problems created by Donald's favoritism and harassment. The fragile love triangle between Donald, Shelly and V. combusts when V. refuses to stay out of sight. And attendance is mandatory at the tackiest white party in Labor Day history.

The tape hits TMZ, right in time to disrupt the Clippers' hard-won momentum and Donald's 80th birthday. V. responds to the outrage with curious sartorial choices.

Behind every great fortune is the opportunity to sell the f out.

V. tries to explain herself to Barbara Walters. Doc finds himself doing everybody's job.

Donald isn't going to give it up that easy.