The crew watches "The Black Scorpion" (1957). Joel and the bots pay tribute to Mexico.

An expedition to the moon goes wrong when a group of astronauts accidentally lands on Mars in "Rocketship X-M (1950)." Joel and the Bots are visited by Valeria from "Robot Holocaust (1987)" and Frank learns to push the button.

The crew watches "The Sidehackers" (1969). Joel and the bots provide sidehacking commentary.

The crew watches "Rocket Attack U.S.A." (1958). Joel and the bots meet their Soviet counterparts.

The crew watches "Lost Continent" (1951). Crow and Servo refuse to back the White Male Reality.

The crew watches "First Spaceship On Venus" (1960). Joel adjusts Servo's sarcasm sequencer.

In the theater, the crew watches as a young man steals a boat to find his brother but ends up shipwrecked on a mysterious island inhabited by a giant sea monster and a slumbering Godzilla in "Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster" (1966).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel reads the Velveteen Rabbit and does all the voices.

In the theater, the crew watches as Japan comes under attack by Gamera, a giant, fire-breathing turtle monster, who also befriends a schoolboy in "Gamera" (1965).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gamera pays a visit.

This episode features the song "Tibby, Oh Tibby."

In the theater, the crew watches as a drag-racing singer investigates a murder and unwittingly becomes a courier for drug smugglers in "Daddy-O" (1958).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots re-enact some drag-racing.

This episode features the short "Alphabet Antics" and the song "Hike Your Pants Up."

In the theater, the crew watches as a military pilot is exposed to radiation that causes him to grow to an unmanageable size in "The Amazing Colossal Man" (1957).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Tom Servo make a fort to hide from Joel and get out of doing their chores.

In the theater, the crew watches as an alien soldier defects to help Earth battle his former masters during an invasion in "Fugitive Alien" (1986).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel attempts to make sense of the plot using the Syd Field's Screenplay Model.

This episode features the in-theater song "He Tried to Kill Me with a Forklift."

In the theater, the crew watches as Gamera battles the knife-headed kaiju called Guiron, and attempts to rescue two abducted schoolboys in "Gamera vs Guiron" (1969).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow ruins Joel's big magic trick.

This episode features Joel and the bots' own version of the "Gamera" theme song, in English and in dubious Japanese.

In the theater, the crew watches as teenagers and a science teacher attempt to exterminate the giant spider that's rampaging through their small town in "Earth vs. the Spider" (1958).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, there's a surprise performance from the rock group, Spidorr.

This episode features the short "Speech: Using Your Voice."

In the theater, the crew watches as a teenage caveman sets out on a prehistoric Rumspringa, leaving his tribe to explore the jungle in "Teenage Caveman" (1958).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots examine the pendulum of human development.

This episode features the shorts "Aquatic Wizards" and "Catching Trouble."

In the theater, the crew watches as the military attempts to capture a fifty-foot soldier who is ravaging Mexico in "War of the Colossal Beast" (1958).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from Glenn Manning, the Colossal Man himself.

This episode features the short "Mr. B Natural."

In the theater, the crew watches as a thirty-foot lizard terrorizes a small town in Texas in "The Giant Gila Monster" (1959).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo dissects the "leg up" blocking technique used extensively in the movie.

In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules falls under an amnesia spell and becomes the prisoner/lover of the Queen Omphale in "Hercules Unchained" (1959).

Meanwhile, in the SOL, the bots press Joel for answers about what Hercules and the queen are up to all day, alone together.

In the theater, the crew watches Rocky Jones and his sidekick, Winky, battle evil space pirates, an evil space queen, and an evil space lieutenant in "Manhunt in Space" (1956).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from Winky via the Hexfield Viewscreen.

This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 1)."

In the theater, the crew watches as Space Ranger Rocky Jones returns to rescue a planet that's on a collision course with a moon in "Crash of the Moons" (1954).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots do a read-through of Crow's spec script.

This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 3)." Crow and Servo perform the song "Gypsy Moons."

Movie Plot: A really bad alien movie that features aliens with many eyes that land on Earth.

On the SOL: Servo and Crow become best buddies / Servo needs to kiss someone / the crew celebrates Earl Holiman / the crew tries to prove that the movie's producers didn't care.

In Deep 13: The mads use a Router Ouija Board to contact dead wood-workers / Larry Buchanan (the movie's director) confirms that nobody on the crew cared.

In the theater, the crew watches as an alien takes over a lab on Earth to create android clones to infiltrate the government in "The Human Duplicators" (1965).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Tom Servo decides to duplicate himself, but finds that his clones aren't blindly obedient like he'd hoped.

This episode features Michael J. Nelson as Hugh Beaumont and Kevin Murphy as William Conrad.