@alltimemarr said:

On behalf of @feeble-minded, please cease the off-topic'ing.

i seriously hope this was posted in jest, marr

Invidia apparently didn't grasp all of the Twin Peaks subtext and metaphors in our discussion. That's ok, because it was more like sub-subtext and meta-metaphors. I won't hold it against her.

I'll try to be a little more obvious about being on topic and ask a more direct question. Who killed Laura Palmer?

@BeeOhBee I really didn't think we'd need to connect the dots for people. I'm learning once again here you can never underestimate the public's intelligence.

@k_who Yeah we're totes adorbs. We're thinking about charging people to watch our conversations unfold. You can keep watching for free though.

@HogieHero4lyfe said:

I'll try to be a little more obvious about being on topic and ask a more direct question. Who killed Laura Palmer?

No. If anything i am determined to be even more off-topic on this thread from now on. I will not be controlled by feeble-minded spinsters or little girls.

Thanks for grandfathering me. Such an honour.

That brie and butter baguette was pretty damb good. One recipe said remove brine? I did not

You can still discuss the show here. You can also use the Ignore button while doing so.

@Invidia

This whole website is a trap. Masterfully crafted by BOB. Did you have that dream last night where you drove off a bridge and were chased by clowns, too? What does it all mean?

@BeeOhBee said:

Bob, the giant, and the little person are all trying to communicate from the other side after being put on ignore.

If only we could un-ignore them!

(how long do i have to keep manually editing your name when I quote you to make you think @BeeOhBee is showing up automatically? did you even notice or are you not saying anything about it on purpose to see how long i'll keep doing it?)

@SirTJ said:

That brie and butter baguette was pretty damb good. One recipe said remove brine? I did not

Were you under the influence of some alcoholic beverages and/or worse when you wrote this, SirTJ?

Because a dumb baguette with brine has nothing whatsoever to do with Twin Peaks!

So sorry, but I will have to report you to the appropriate authorities for being off topic!

@indivia (in case you've finally succeeded in your desperate and arduous quest to un-ignore me)

you seem to care very deeply about the well being of the Twin Peaks forum. Seeing as the quality and seriousness of this board are so close to your heart, it would be best if you would limit the amount of your posts on it to an absolute minimum. Because not everyone enjoys reading them like I do and appreciates your very unique perspective on things.

Perhaps it would be best if only your pets post instead. Now THAT would be enjoyed by all!

Now someone quote me, so that the poor thing and her pets can read this!

Oh my gosh I thought you were being nice!! I don't know why I thought that

You're the worst!

I thought you would notice the first time and be like wait what how'd you do that? But you never said anything so then I had to keep doing it even though I didn't really want to. I guess it kind of backfired on me.

@Beetweenboards

It felt more like you were saying joke's on you homie from the passenger window of a car and then you pulled away laughing.

@BeeDraggedAFBasicBitch said:

@HogieHero4lyfe said:

@Beetweenboards

It felt more like you were saying joke's on you homie from the passenger window of a car and then you pulled away laughing.

Now you're @ing the wrong name! But it's not the one I hate... I don't know what to make of this.

I just did the first Bee that I saw when I typed @. Don't read too much into it!

@Invidia

Yes. We are now ready to move on to meta-metaphors. Have I told you about the time my parents left me at Toys R Us for 20 minutes when I was 4? I don't think I need to explain how this relates to Major Briggs' vision that he shares with Bobby!

They left me at Toys R Us and I got a frisbee out of it.

I couldn't really follow everything else you posted. Sorry.

It's late and I do not have the energy to process all this information.