@BeeDraggedAFBasicBitch said:

@k_who said:

@Bee

hahahahaha

Lol we're both like... you OK, buddy?

I swear i didn't see your post before i asked Hogie about the drugs

I'm not sure how you made it to where you are, Bee, but my advancement in this world does not depend on my gag reflex.

@BeeDraggedAFBasicBitch said:

@HogieHero4lyfe said:

I'm not sure how you made it to where you are, Bee, but my advancement in this world does not depend on my gag reflex.

Ohhhhhhh burn.

I'm sorry. That was not very retired-Horatio like.

And it was just a little chomp, not too hard. I felt so stupid! lol I was like apologizing profusely on the way out. I could barely look him in the eye.

chiropractor

i've never grabbed a dentist by the balls.

i once poured a bottle of ketchup over my boss though. He didn't fire me. That's when I was sure i was special.

@BeeDraggedAFBasicBitch said:

@HogieHero4lyfe said:

And it was just a little chomp, not too hard. I felt so stupid! lol I was like apologizing profusely on the way out. I could barely look him in the eye.

Hahahaha amazing!

My fan fiction was spot on. "things progressed in a most natural and sexual way" would be my catch phrase that appeared at least once in every story.

I bet you would just love to see me embarrassed in real life. You'd get a real kick out of it, for sure. The whole thing was embarrassing, really. I just count my breaths to 60 over and over while I'm sitting in the chair, palms sweating. It's the only thing I can think to do, and it doesn't even calm me down. I do it just because I don't know what else to do. Lord knows that T.D. Jakes talk show or whatever it was called that was playing in the ceiling wasn't going to help.

@BeeDraggedAFBasicBitch

Lol this is my method. I say to myself, "ok, I'm going to count to 60 3 times in my head. Surely this will all be over by then." And I try to convince myself that it's true. And I do that until I'm right and it's all over.

But here are the grizzly details you don't want to know. For the last few months I've had a tiny yet constant amount of noticeable mucous in my sinuses so as soon as I lie back in the chair, my air passages are always a hair away from being stuffed up. So I'm constantly anxious about that happening.

And then he wants to put this giant apparatus in my mouth that's supposed to keep my mouth dry, but all it does is make me feel like I'm about to be water boarded or something, and it's pulling on my neck and the whole thing is a nightmare. Today I told him, "we've tried that thing three times and it hasn't worked. I can keep my mouth open."

And my toes curl too, but you probably could have guessed that.

Oh, and I get super chatty with the assistant before it starts. Like, I was going into ridiculous amounts of detail about life in Southern California as if she cared or had asked. Lol

@HogieHero4lyfe said: But here are the grizzly details you don't want to know. For the last few months as soon as I lie back in the chair he wants to put this giant apparatus in my mouth and the whole thing is a nightmare. And my toes curl too. I say to myself, "ok, I'm going to count to 60 3 times in my head. Surely this will all be over by then. And I try to convince myself that it's true. And I do that until I'm right and it's all over.

i think you should change dentists.

No I convinced him not to use it.

Lol that soup story. Forgot about that. I think all that happened was I had soup in Tupperware in a ziplock bag in my backpack and the Tupperware opened. But I don't think soup spilled into the bag. And there definitely was no girl. Lol but the image of a girl's smile changing into a frown as she got closer and smelled the soup is funny, that's why I threw that part in there. Sorry to ruin that story for you.

But everything I said about the dentist was true.

@BeeOhBee said:

@HogieHero4lyfe said:

I'm going to continue to believe it's true. I just love the image of her awkwardly looking away from you.

Yeah and she does a real awkward, just to be polite smile as she puts her hand over her face and tucks her elbows into her side and turns her head away. That's how you should remember it. And I was real confused and pulled my shirt from my chest a little bit to smell myself and I got a really confused look on my face because I couldn't smell anything. That actually is how it happened.

@BeeOhBee said: I also like thinking of you being all smug, like oh yeah pretty girl checking me out, and then your face falling to confused/dismayed as the situation unfolds.

Then I got home and Mrs. H kissed me on the cheek and said, "You smell like soup." And I thought back on the run in with the pretty girl and I did one of these to myself. http://gallery.tinyletterapp.com/a269bccb21989dee10f714c448455678572daa1f/images/11217582-5062-4833-91f6-6d0f1eeaf443.gif

On behalf of @Invidia, please cease the off-topic'ing.

how about getting rid of the 4 pages on the Twin Peaks board where k who and other posters have polluted the place with talk about visits to the dentist, etc.

It's bad enough that people who go there are confused by not having a separate place to discuss the NEW 2017 SHOW, but then they also find 4 PAGES of crap that has nothing whatsoever to do with the show and belongs over here in the CHAT section.

The name of the topic is something like "Who's been watching the OLDER SHOWS" leading up to the release of the NEW SHOW.

So in addition to not having a separate forum for discussing the New Show (that already drove someone away), now people also find all of this other OFF TOPIC nonsense has been posted there ( that will most likely also drive others away as well).

#whatamievendoing #sigh #goingbacktoeditingagain #bye #hashtagsarefortwitter

Since k who is so fond of butting into the business of other people and telling then people what to do (like when they butted into the middle of our conversation and gave me that unwanted lecture), it would also be nice to have you MODERATE them for a change .

So are you going to tell them to stop posting OFF TOPIC crap there, or should one try to find another MODERATOR and ask them for their help

you guys are cute, sweet talking to each other here all on your lonesome! I am starting to develop something of a soft spot for you both, i think. But it is still way out on the outer perimeter of my consciousness and easily switched off, so don't get any ideas!

I am not going to be here very much in the next week, so have fun and eat the stupids if you come across any.

And don't make fun of Marr, she is a sweet girl, surrounded by sharks! /<-disregard, just saw the post on the previous page,do whatever you like/

Where's all of your gang gone? There was a whole bunch of you on the Hogan's board no? Why did they abandon you?????

Hope you're not banned when/if i am back!