Evita, Cats, Starlight Express - just three of the musicals written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, that I have no intention of ever going to see. John Barrowman has probably seen all of them at least 83 times. Also appearing tonight in a skirt, Janice Dickinson and possibly Eddie Izzard.

The ubiquitous John Barrowman returns to talk about his favourite Nancy (you can add your own punchline).

Music from Black Kids, whose début song title takes longer to say than it takes to sing.