When Dinko learns that great humans are honored with statues, he vows that Tommy of Earth shall have his own.

Swanky's class reunion is only days away, when he discovers that he has a wrinkle! It's so miniscule that only Swanky can see it, but he won't rest and won't let anyone else rest until it's gone.

When Dinko feels that Tommy's mother is a little too strict with him, he orders a new mother from Conforma. Only this the new Mom soon becomes obsessed with mothering her "son".

Dinko's fear of thunder leads him to take up the world's weirdest security blanket--a 15 pound smoked ham. But when the ham begins to go bad, Tommy must help Dinko overcome his fears and his dependency.