Harry's first date with Margaret Turner, the new court reporter, turns into a disaster when he follows Dan's advice.

Dan is thrilled when he offers himself as a prize at a bachelor auction, until he sees the lecherous old woman who bids highest for him; and Christine is beginning to have doubts about her marriage to Tony.

Dan tries to win over Margaret during a night at the opera and Bull acquires disciples convinced that he's their god.

Harry gets a wealth of conflicting advice when he confides in his friends that he thinks Margaret is about to propose marriage.