1. From Cal Tech astronomy lab to giving visitor talks at a planetarium. Kind of a drop in status if you ask me. No more Cal Tech for Raj. They probably let him go because he was such a downer, a New Delhi -Downer to be precise.

2. Bert took it because it matches his own Brobdinagian stature as well as being sturdy enough to hold a good size boulder.

3. Depends on who is the pauser. Mostly cheesy. Camembert is the sexiest cheese.

@znexyish said:

1. Depends on who is the pauser. Mostly cheesy. Camembert is the sexiest cheese.

Does that depend on how runny it is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts

@Knixon said:

@znexyish said:

1. Depends on who is the pauser. Mostly cheesy. Camembert is the sexiest cheese.

Does that depend on how runny it is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts

I think I will have to "run away" from answering that.

Just don't say "excrementally" around Lemons.

@Knixon said:

Just don't say "excrementally" around Lemons.

It has been months since I started a poop thread. Maybe even years.

@znexyish said:

1. From Cal Tech astronomy lab to giving visitor talks at a planetarium. Kind of a drop in status if you ask me. No more Cal Tech for Raj. They probably let him go because he was such a downer, a New Delhi -Downer to be precise.

2. Bert took it because it matches his own Brobdinagian stature as well as being sturdy enough to hold a good size boulder.

3. Depends on who is the pauser. Mostly cheesy. Camembert is the sexiest cheese.

1.Yes, I view it as a step down, too, although I've always thought I'd like to...dramatic pause...work at a planetarium. There is something kind of dreamy and magical about them.

2.I like this answer and hope it to be true.

3.Which is the Znexiest cheese?

No kidding Lemons, I was just at a semi-fancy grocery store and in the cheese area, in a box where they put little pieces of wrapped up cheese if case you wanted to try a cheese you haven't tried yet or more likely an extra leftover piece the store wants to get rid of, I found a cheese called "Hop on Top Swiss" How sexy is that MZ L ??? They even had regular size pieces. Let me say that again: "Hop on Top Swiss"

@znexyish said:

No kidding Lemons, I was just at a semi-fancy grocery store and in the cheese area, in a box where they put little pieces of wrapped up cheese if case you wanted to try a cheese you haven't tried yet or more likely an extra leftover piece the store wants to get rid of, I found a cheese called "Hop on Top Swiss" How sexy is that MZ L ??? They even had regular size pieces. Let me say that again: "Hop on Top Swiss"

That sounds like a cross between a sexual position with a Swissman and a Dr. Seuss title. What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex book?

I prefer to think of it as a good pick up line if I ever meet the girl on the old Swiss Miss Coco packages. You my dear can ponder the Dr. Suess Sex Book. I will stay away form that one. At least until I come up with a good one.

@znexyish said:

I prefer to think of it as a good pick up line if I ever meet the girl on the old Swiss Miss Coco packages. You my dear can ponder the Dr. Suess Sex Book. I will stay away form that one. At least until I come up with a good one.

Hop on top

And please don't stop!

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

1. From Cal Tech astronomy lab to giving visitor talks at a planetarium. Kind of a drop in status if you ask me. No more Cal Tech for Raj. They probably let him go because he was such a downer, a New Delhi -Downer to be precise.

2. Bert took it because it matches his own Brobdinagian stature as well as being sturdy enough to hold a good size boulder.

3. Depends on who is the pauser. Mostly cheesy. Camembert is the sexiest cheese.

1.Yes, I view it as a step down, too, although I've always thought I'd like to...dramatic pause...work at a planetarium. There is something kind of dreamy and magical about them.

Narrating those programs at the planetarium would be hell for me, because I can't stand doing the same thing over and over. (I'm a little surprised they didn't just have Raj record the program once and then replay it after that.) One reason I went into computer programming was to avoid repetition. I write a program ONCE, and then the COMPUTER does the same thing over and over! As Ghod intended!

@Lemons said:

1.Is the planetarium job his full-time job now, or something on the side?

2.If Raj is no longer working at Cal Tech, what became of his brobdingnagian desk?

3.Dramatic pauses: Cheesy or Sexy?

1: It's a part time gig

2: He made it a pool table

3: Cheesy, unlike Pizza which is both cheesy and sexy.

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

No kidding Lemons, I was just at a semi-fancy grocery store and in the cheese area, in a box where they put little pieces of wrapped up cheese if case you wanted to try a cheese you haven't tried yet or more likely an extra leftover piece the store wants to get rid of, I found a cheese called "Hop on Top Swiss" How sexy is that MZ L ??? They even had regular size pieces. Let me say that again: "Hop on Top Swiss"

That sounds like a cross between a sexual position with a Swissman and a Dr. Seuss title. What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex book?

For your reading pleasure Ms Lemons . Real Dr. Seuss books that sound dirty but aren't

The Pocket Book of Boners - 1931

Gerald McBoing Boing - 1950

Hop on Pop - 1963

I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and Other Stories - 1969

There's a Wocket in My Pocket! - 1974

@Knixon said:

Narrating those programs at the planetarium would be hell for me, because I can't stand doing the same thing over and over. (I'm a little surprised they didn't just have Raj record the program once and then replay it after that.) One reason I went into computer programming was to avoid repetition. I write a program ONCE, and then the COMPUTER does the same thing over and over! As Ghod intended!

Just wait till they have Raj introduce one of those Laser Light shows. Raj will probably replace the Pink Floyd with Beyonce.

@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

No kidding Lemons, I was just at a semi-fancy grocery store and in the cheese area, in a box where they put little pieces of wrapped up cheese if case you wanted to try a cheese you haven't tried yet or more likely an extra leftover piece the store wants to get rid of, I found a cheese called "Hop on Top Swiss" How sexy is that MZ L ??? They even had regular size pieces. Let me say that again: "Hop on Top Swiss"

That sounds like a cross between a sexual position with a Swissman and a Dr. Seuss title. What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex book?

For your reading pleasure Ms Lemons . Real Dr. Seuss books that sound dirty but aren't

The Pocket Book of Boners - 1931

Gerald McBoing Boing - 1950

Hop on Pop - 1963

I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and Other Stories - 1969

There's a Wocket in My Pocket! - 1974

Thus leading to the classic line, "Is there a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"