Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy. Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.

Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council. This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.

Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than theirs.

A young couple, simple, naive, and very much in love, move into the house next to the Addams'.

Family worries when a flustered Wednesday runs away after being scolded for borrowing Uncle Fester's TNT.

Morticia plays matchmaker when her cousin Melancholia and a bachelor lawyer hoping to make a business deal both visit at the same time.

Grandmama takes up painting and hires the distressed Sam Picasso as her teacher.

An undercover operative is convinced that the Addams family are spies.

Grandmama is arrested for telling fortunes and soon the whole family is being held in contempt of court.

Lurch feels betrayed when Gomez and Morticia give their antique harpsichord to a museum.

With reports of UFOs in the area, the Addams believe they have been visited by two Martians. Vito Scotti appears as Professor Altshuler.

Fester's penpal drops by unexpectedly, so he must assume the false personality he has been pretending to be.

Morticia and Gomez call an expert to find Cousin Itt a job after he fails at being a marriage counselor, almost splitting up Gomez and Morticia in the process.

On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.

Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.

Morticia and Gomez can't produce immediate proof to the contrary when the neighbour tells the children there are no witches and goblins.

When Morticia begins writing twisted tales for children, Gomez tries to sabotage her career.

Morticia takes up sculpting, and Gomez, wanting her to believe she's good at it, pays an art collector to buy them.

Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.

For his impending visit from pen pal Yvette of the Folies Bregeré, Uncle Fester is secretly trying to whip himself into shape, even recruiting guidance from fitness guru Jack LaLanne himself. With all the sudden dieting and exercise going on, Morticia and Gomez know something's up but think Fester's trying to join the space program.

Discovering a treasure map in the sea chest of Great-Great-Grandfather Peg-Leg Addams the pirate, Gomez and Morticia decide to hire a boat to go look for it.

Ophelia brings a new beau to show off, but the Addams believe him to be a fraud.

Pugsley wants to find a job to the horror of his parents.

After Uncle Fester's flame thrower destroys the family's stuffed bear, insurance executive Hensen tries to weasel out of the policy.

Ophelia visits, upset as usual. He latest boyfriend has left her, as usual, and the family tries to find something she's good at.