傑瑞在密西根結識的一名女子飛來紐約，還要求住在他家，但傑瑞搞不清楚女方這樣是不是有意思。

傑瑞剛跟伊蓮分手，隨即在派對上遇見一名女子，卻只知道她在哪上班，於是跑去她的辦公室站崗監視。

傑瑞打算跟一位惹毛他的兒時老友「分手」。喬治擔心女友會因為牙線的事跟他分手。

喬治說服傑瑞投資一支股票。傑瑞和一名女子到佛蒙特共度週末，計畫卻趕不上變化。伊蓮對男友的貓咪過敏。

Jerry and George argue whether an overnight visitor Jerry is expecting is coming with romantic intentions.

喬治跟惹他心煩的女人分手後，換傑瑞跟她約會。他發現對方也令人抓狂，卻又沒膽結束這段關係。

傑瑞的父母來紐約一遊，傑瑞針對小馬發表的一番見解，卻惹得某個親戚不爽。克雷默想在自家公寓打造「平臺」。

傑瑞買了一件內裡超詭異的昂貴麂皮外套。傑瑞和喬治被迫跟伊蓮可怕的老爸獨處。

喬治想盡千方百計，防堵約會對象聽見一段答錄機留言。傑瑞的約會對象則是喜歡一支他很討厭的廣告。

喬治離職後打算報復老闆，接著卻又想辦法把工作拿回來。傑瑞與克雷默認為一名自助洗衣店老闆偷了傑瑞的錢。

傑瑞與伊蓮嘗試恢復性關係，還立下嚴格的規定，但伊蓮的生日恐怕會毀了這番安排。

一間中餐廳告訴傑瑞、伊蓮和喬治座位要等「5 到 10 分鐘」，大夥卻等到彷彿天荒地老。

伊蓮和喬治擔心自己不小心害一位服務生被炒魷魚。伊蓮發現自己無法忍受住在外地的男友來借住她家。

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.

Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating."

The network president doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.

Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.

George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.

Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.

There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.

An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.

Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.

Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.

Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.

A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."

The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."

Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.

Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.

A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.

Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."