Daria is assigned to help the boys with their science project.

The boys have Mr. Anderson's credit card, and buy $6,275 worth of animals at the pet store...which puts a damper on Anderson's Odd Fellows convention.

Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs, and Butt-head serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse-burger and French flies.

Buzzcut divides the class into boy/girl pairs, and assigns each a ""sugar baby"" which they must care for and nurture for one week. Beavis and Butt-head are paired together (as each girl in the class has refused to be assigned to them), and promptly give their "baby" a bath -- in a stream.

The boys incur the wrath of woman at the drive-in theatre, after taking a picture of her butt.

The boys go to a carnival sideshow to watch Tiffany The Rubber Band Lady perform. Somehow, they wind up in their own show, as the "Chicken-Head-Biting, Siamese twin Geeks."

Beavis and Butt-head deal with annoying customers (and deep fry stuff) during a shift at Burger World.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the doctor to get prescription medicine, so they can "feel good."

Butthole and Joe paint Mr. Anderson's house. Bored with that, they sniff paint thinner, destroy quite a few things, paint his cat's butt, and decide to go for a nice ride on his lawnmower.

Beavis and Butt-head head to Mexico with their friend, Dave, in an effort to obtain illegal fireworks, but instead make a run for the bathroom after a taco stand owner gets revenge on the duo who fed his dog hot sauce.

During the ride back to the U.S., Dave forces Beavis and Butthead to smuggle pills by swallowing condoms full of them – but the duo forget to tie them up and the three of them end up getting pulled over by border patrol.

The boys go to the drive-in theatre, causing trouble in the bathroom, the concession stand and with the security guard.

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing during sexual education class. Problem is, Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he's not going to make this task easy for them...

During a shift at Burger World, Butt-head goes to sleep (standing up), and dreams that he and Beavis are rock stars.

The boys prune Mr. Anderson's trees...and destroy his house.

The boys go over to Stewart's house to watch "Death Truck" on pay-per-view, but, bored with that, they give him a flying wedgy, vacuum the cat, sniff gas from the stove, and blow up his kitchen.

The boys must each compose a haiku for their English class.

While doing community service work at the hospital, the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.

Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling. Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer. Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

The boys buy frozen yogurt after seeing a seductive ad for it on TV.

The boys go skeet shooting and Butt-head downs a jumbo jet.

Mr. Van Driessen sends the boys on a petition drive to stop a furrier from coming to town.

The boys do a favor for Mr. Anderson (who they hope will die soon, and leave his money to them) by washing his dog Collette at the laundromat. Of course, they wind up in one of the dryers, too.

The boys head to Maxi-Mart for some Friday night action; they meet a hot biker chick with larceny on her mind.

Beavis and Butt-head are almost recruited into the Army by Sergeant Dick Leaky, a.k.a. "The Rooster."

Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.

Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.

The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.

After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.

Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.

Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.

The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.

Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.

The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.

Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.

Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.

Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.

Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.

The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.

Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.

For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.

Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.

Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.

The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.

The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.

Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.

Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.

The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.

Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

As a class assignment for the weekend, the boys attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy".

The boys must give oral reports on U.S. history, or face flunking ninth grade; Beavis tells about last week's dinner at Burger World; Butt-head reports on the time he kicked Beavis in the 'nads.

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute.

The guys follow VanDriessen and his date home, hoping to see them "doing it".

Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, while Butt-head procrastinates rescuing him.

In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

In this parody of "It's A Wonderful Life", the duo are visited by his guardian angel, who shows Butt-Head that everyone in Highland would have had a better life if he had not been born. In the version of Highland in which Butt-Head had not been born, Anderson's yard is in a much better condition, Burger World has more customers and McVicker still has his hair. Beavis and Stewart are volunteers at a homeless shelter.

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a babysitting job, and, as usual, screw it up.

Beavis and Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks.

Beavis and Butt-head are recruited by Stewart's mom to find her missing little man.

Fed up with their attempts to get into Todd's gang, Beavis and Butt-head try to form their own.

Beavis and Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project.

After the new phone book is delivered, the boys decide to call someone, and start repeatedly terrorizing a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets caller ID and traces the call to Butt-head...who gives him Stewart's address.

Beavis and Butthead get called into work on a busy day. Butt-head gets out of it and sends Beavis in by himself, then goes in to harass him, and other customers as the restaurant comes to a standstill.

Mr. Anderson leaves his yard sale to run the local bar for a friend, so Beavis and Butt-head take over and sell, sell, sell...everything.

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.

After Van Driessen falls off his desk and lands in the hospital, the class gets a substitute teacher -- until he falls off the desk, too.

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list.

Beavis and Butt-head finally manage to get their hands on some (non-alcoholic) beer and get "fit-shaced".

The boys get invited to play in a football game; Butt-head gets the crap kicked out of him, while Beavis gets the ball and runs and runs and runs...

After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine ""Volt Cola,"" Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.

Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.

Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...in broad daylight.

Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course.

The boys find a wounded baby bird and try to ""take care"" of it.

Beavis and Butt-head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a lingerie store and feel up the merchandise.

The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.

The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.

Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.

After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head start ""arresting"" everyone in sight.

The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.

After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day."

The boys decide to take a stand and go on strike -- to get out of work.

Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does. Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does.

After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.

After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place -- destroying the house in the process.

Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home.

Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to ""get some;"" Beavis wants to watch.

Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.

During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.

Stewart's family gets a satellite dish; the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.

Beavis and Butt-head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it.

The guys decide to start a band, get a gig, pick a cool name, break up and reminisce about it...all in one day.

The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues.

After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the ""Butt Scratcher 2000""and try to sell it.

Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.

The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.

Beavis and Butt-head try to earn workman's compensation...the hard way.

The boys drive Principal McVicker insane, sending him to a mental home.

Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.

The school's guidance counselor tries to help the boys figure out what their futures hold.

The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.

Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-head and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.

Butt-head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire...and Beavis' butt.

Mr. Buzzcut demands a report about our country's forefathers from the boys; they imagine themselves as various figures in American history.

After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls 'the house' to learn the whereabouts of the boys...only to learn that they are dead.