Princess reported that her beloved - a frog, apparently - has gone missing. Last seen in Princess's boudoir, where Princess refused to kiss him. Frog allegedly left voluntarily and hasn't been seen since.

Poisoned apple switched for normal one. Consequently, Snow White remains conscious and won't be able to be revived from sleep by kiss from handsome Prince.

Sleeping Beauty overdue to be awoken by kiss from handsome Prince. No sign of Prince - handsome or otherwise.

Little Pigs' house of bricks mysteriously collapsed, putting third little pig in hospital.

King hired tailors to make 'magical' clothes - supposedly invisible to fools and incompetents.

A belt with a buckle saying 'Seven In One Blow' stolen on the eve of a competition to win the hand of King's daughter.

Mother Duck's sixth duckling is reported missing.

F.T.P.D. has one week to ensure that Beauty falls in love with Beast.

Poor Miller lied to King to marry off his daughter, Gwyneth. Consequently she now has 24 hours to spin a roomful of straw into gold.

At midnight on the night of Prince's Ball, Cinderella fled down steps of castle and disappeared.

Received report that Timmy the Tin Soldier suspected of being reluctant to become a hero - may need a push (out of window) to get started.

Manager of all-animal band, The Barnyard Boys, reports the band has gone missing on the way to Bremen.

The Royal Pea has been stolen from the Royal Vegetable Crisper.