Dark Helmet gets knocked out by a robot stripper in Skroobs new casino and recalls his origin story as in a dream. Once a young slave named Pannakin Crybaby, he won his freedom in a NasPodrace, was trained in the Schwartz by Yogurt and fell in love with Princess Harley Van Patten.

The Spaceballs have mixed Ecoli with Ebola to create the deadly soft-drink 'Ecola'. Barf, who has been put on a soft-drink free diet, starts an epidemic on planet Moron.