Sometimes, you have to improvise. Even when you shouldn’t.

The most important thing about a prank is the bait. Also the switch.

CollegeHumor’s Director of Technology is back from the future.

We ride together, we digest food in our external pyloric stomach together. Starfish for life!

It’s your worst nightmare: No more texting.

Broken arms don’t hurt as much as broken dreams.

Don’t call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.

Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.

It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.

Vampires are basically a sport.

Move over, old office.

Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.

It’s like going to 4th base.

The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.

There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.

To some, Boy Meets World is more than just a show.

Being sucked into the bowels of Hell has never been so comfortable.

All hands on deck!

You say tomato. I say shut up.

Suck it up.

Too cute for words. Nice words, anyway.

Dig in. Pig out.

Jeff covers up a little too much.

For Pat’s parents, it’s 5pm everywhere.

Say neigh to horseplay.

Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.

Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.

Working together, we can become less powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Pat meets the star of “Rushmore,” “Ghostbusters,” and his worst nightmare.

The safest thing you can do is not listen to him.

The gang recalls a night to vaguely remember.

The annoyance rises, Brother!

Murph does his business by the book.

The gang is exposed to some new fashion.

Don’t give in to Shakespeer-pressure.

No email. No Internet. No hope.

They’re weapons of self-destruction.

There are no small parts.

Pat & Street’s new prank show has a great catchphrase. And little else.

Imagine doing all that just to watch a movie.

She’s a 10 but her phone’s a 1.0.

He’s just in it for the free juiceboxes.

What’s a “Leonardo DiCaprio?”

Judging someone is not alright, alright, alright.

Watch now before it’s not worth your time.

It’s now socially unacceptable to do anything, anywhere.

He lived in Chicago for a summer ten years ago, so you know he reps the Bears.

We all know one. Just maybe not this bad.

Are you willing to fartyr yourself?

You can pry it from his soft, foam hands.