During her first few days at Hillman College, Denise Huxtable finds herself at odds with her new roommate, Jaleesa, a 26-year-old freshman with a mysterious past.

Questionable tactics abound when Denise plays dating games and Jaleesa is elected dorm monitor.

A geology professor has every woman in the class fighting for his attention.

A psychology experiment in parenting calls for egg-doption, but when Jaleesa loses Maggie's "eggby," she and Denise scramble to find it.