Indiscreet undercover police officers botch their case. An ex-punk with an unfortunate tattoo is searching for a date, and a woman undergoes a painful full-body wax.

From a coffee shop where it's impossible to know what to order, to a day out at the beach with a not-so romantic couple. And one man's proposal doesn't go to plan.

Briony is looking for 'the one before The One'. A woman goes on an unnecessary trip to an STD clinic. Abattoir cheerleaders. And a frantic hunt for Alice the unruly hawk.