From a coffee shop where it's impossible to know what to order, to a day out at the beach with a not-so romantic couple. And one man's proposal doesn't go to plan.

Briony is looking for 'the one before The One'. A woman goes on an unnecessary trip to an STD clinic. Abattoir cheerleaders. And a frantic hunt for Alice the unruly hawk.

A rather dubious diabetic goes into shock at a petrol station. One woman's boyfriend gives us a lesson in how not to say goodbye at the airport. And just how do you have sex on a waterbed ?