John tries to mediate a fight over a woman between Kirk and his amazingly similar brother—a priest.

Despite interruptions by a newly svelte woman from Overeaters Anonymous (new recurring guest Olivia Brown), the groups tries to heer up Mary Beth, who's lost her job.

When John's college poetry teacher visits, he steals some of John's poems for a book. Meanwhile, the group preps for a talent show.

John huddles with the group members over whether to expose the former professor who plagaarized his poems. (Part 2 of 2)