Snow White (2025)

Written by MovieGuys on May 12, 2025

The thing about "Snow" is it might look pretty but it might just be covering a dog turd.

Case in question Disney's contemporisation of "Snow White". The story of a sand paper abrasive, whiny character and a gas lighted wicked Queen, who really is "the fairest of them all". In fact, she's hotter than a Sydney pavement, on a summer's day.

Then we have the dwarves who are no longer quaint dwarvish people. No they are scary CGI little creatures, who look like something cooked up in Frankenstein's laboratory.

To top off the pervading sense of misery, we have a story that actually outwoke's "wokeness". Not an easy thing to do.

The only upside is Rachel Zegler's singing. Yeah, the girl can "really" carry a tune. That said, nothings going to carry this cinematic monstrosity, across the finish line.

In summary, take a look if you dare but don't say I didn't warn you first.