We think Lady Gaga can't score a hit movie because she's over and irrelevant. Oh wait? The movie was a critically-acclaimed box office hit? Well that's because it was a remake! Duh! Yes, we knew it was a remake from the very beginning but it didn't matter then.

She will release a soundtrack to it? Boy she will flop! Until she doesn't, that is. Then the only reason it's a smash is because of the hit movie! Unless it's Beyoncé of course. Then it's about irrelevancy. Yes, we know The Lion King was a huge hit yada yada yada but only relevant people score hit soundtracks. Unless it's Gaga of course. Then it's based on the movie's popularity. Yes, we know that may be a bit confusing but bear with us, please. Gaga did NOT have a comeback though! Well, until her next era starts, then she did have a comeback. But that's only for comparison, you know? We give ZERO fvcks about European chart positions, so please do NOT post them. Unless it's about Gaga flopping, of course. Then it's the most important continent! Unless it's Mariah. Then no1curr about Europe. It says nothing about Mariah's legacy!

We don't count Christina Aguilera's recent hits as her solo hits. That's not fair! Unless Beyoncé makes a whole album with her hubby, THEN it's counted as a solo album. You know, because it wasn't a hit. We also think Beyoncé is DESPERATE for jumping on a already popular song for a DESPERATE #1. Unless it's Britney Spears, of course. That last-minute collab with Rihanna was cute and CLEVER.

Also, remember: We do NOT post leaks! We also DO NOT like leaks!! They're horrible! They soften our fave's commercial performance! I mean, that's the perfect excuse. We blame it on the leaks! Unless it's Lady Gaga though. Then we ignore the leaks. It wouldn't have changed a damn thing!

Welcome to the Beyoncé board.

PS. We do NOT like Beyoncé!

Y'all just a bunch of hypocrites. Nothing more, nothing less