Acting

2022		The Taxidermist
2022		Arthur Smith: My 75 Years at the Edinburgh Fringe

2019

104 episodes as George Spud

2018

2016		Gaga for Dada: The Original Art Rebels as Himself
2016		Are you Being Served as Mr Harmon
2016		People Just Do Nothing 1 episode as Record Shop Employee

2015

360 episodes as Narrator (voice)

2012		Chas & Dave Last Orders as Narrator (Voice)
2012		Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself

2011

as Self

2010

as Self

2009

1 episode as Self

2004

3 episodes as Self

2003

14 episodes as Self

2001

as The Grim Reaper

1999		Countdown 11 episodes
1999		Rex the Runt 4 episodes as Arthur Dustcart (voice)

1998

3 episodes as Self

1997

1 episode as Self

1996

as Self

1995

as Man in Bookshop

1994		Have I Got News for You 1 episode as Self
1994		An Evening With Gary Lineker as Taxi Driver
1994		Filth! as Himself

1993

as Narrator

1992

1 episode as Self

1991

1 episode

1990		Ident as (voice)
1990		Have I Got News for You 1 episode as Himself
1990		Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1 episode as Himself

1989

1 episode as Pub Manager

1987

1 episode as Milkman

1986

1 episode as Delivery Man

1984

6 episodes